Self ♥ Destruction is Such A Pretty Little Thing

miss-nobody13:

superultraextremeawesomemazing:

The cop is just like: Aww yes, this kid is going dow- god damn it. Are you kidding me?

this seriously took me 2 days to get.. it kept coming up on my dash but I didn’t understand it!

swstheband:

http://www.sleepingwithsirens.net

the-w0nder-queers:

elkane:

Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.

whoa

your-chres-anon:

best-of-funny:

thefrogman:

[video] [h/t: cineraria]

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The cat flipped shit when that lizard touched it’s leg. Shid, I would too!

king-p-r-o-d:

rlpaperadventures:

crookedfeet:

w-a-v-e:

yannychigi:

maddie-in-a-box:

SHE WAS NOWHERE NEAR HIS MOUTH 

MY GOD

HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS

WHY ARE WE USING CAPITAL LETTERS?????

BECAUSE SHE WAS SUCKING HIS PENIS

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